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I just heard a Christmas poem on the radio, and he was smoking a pipe, I swear it.;
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
I seem to remember images of this, but only vaguely, and he never had a pipe whenever I saw him in person
ever
(though I did see him making out with some of my friends moms...what's up with that?...he didn't have a pipe, that's for sure)
and nobody's house that I know he's visited ever smelled like pipe smoke after christmas
has anyone ever seen him in person with a pipe?
I'm not buying it, I need more proof
and if he DOES smoke a pipe, what's in it?
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
I seem to remember images of this, but only vaguely, and he never had a pipe whenever I saw him in person
ever
(though I did see him making out with some of my friends moms...what's up with that?...he didn't have a pipe, that's for sure)
and nobody's house that I know he's visited ever smelled like pipe smoke after christmas
has anyone ever seen him in person with a pipe?
I'm not buying it, I need more proof
and if he DOES smoke a pipe, what's in it?
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